So Patrick Xiao xisthenumber.wordpress.comsubscribed and wanted me to talk about a certain someone. I shall call him Sohnny DANG!

So Sohnny is this very interesting guy one of my classes. This may not be a bad thing but I’m pretty positive that Sohnny doesn’t operate on the same plane as the rest of us. For instance, he wears his watch over his sweatshirt instead on his wrist. I suppose lifting your sweatshirt sleeve is quite time consuming. He also wears these pants that go down to his mid-shin. Sohnny DANG! is just five steps ahead of the fashion world. I assure you next year, baggy pants up to your mid-shin will be all the rage. Even Megan Fox will be wearing them.

Last week, Sohnny DANG! went to the bathroom empty-handed and came back with a roll of toilet paper. He proceeded to play with said roll of toilet paper and even claimed it with his pencil. As in sticking it into the toilet paper hole. What a fascinating creature Sohnny DANG! is.

Once again, I’m pretty positive Sohnny DANG!  is a little different from the rest of us. But that’s okay b/c Sohnny DANG! is just that awesome…