So  Jackattack (www.strandsofocean.wordpress.com) subscribed and wanted me to talk about cookies. I flat out refused. So instead, the ever so charming woman suggested Blow Job.

Little did she know that I actually would talk about Blow Jobs. Or rather Jobs that Blow. Hah! Take that!

Job that Blows #1:

Sewage Worker (in Mexico) : My spanish teacher said that in Mexico, there is a job that requires you to swim in the city’s sewage. Enough said.

Job that Blows #2:

Kindergarten Teacher: The naive reading this blog might consider this a dream job but think about it. 30 runny-nosed, crayon-eating, slobbering, crying, dirty, rowdy, loud, inarticulate little knee-high children(about my height) running around. Oh lordy.

Job that Blows #3:

Costco Sample Lady: Costco is an Asian fest. I bet you at least 80% of the people that sample their product like they haven’t eaten in days aren’t even gonna buy it.

Job that Blows #4:

McDonald’s Cashier: I read in the news that this woman got arrested for throwing her hot coffee at a Mcdonald’s Cashier b/c her hamburger had a pickle…innumerable similar stories float around the internet…..

Job that Blows #5:

Slave: ….

Btw. A certain person approached me and told me that she didn’t understand what Jobs that Blow mean. It basically means Jobs that Suck.